Funny jokes do you have Time - will make you laugh

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Funny jokes do you have Time - will make you laugh



Funny clean jokes
A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45.
The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied,
“You know, it’s the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer.”

Admit it, that was funny. How about this one.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

It's Time to get a new car.

Ok, one more funny joke. Are you ready?

If twenty dogs run after one cat, what time is it?

--- Think about it now.


If twenty dogs run after one cat, what time is it?

Give up?

The answer is:

Twenty after one.

Get it - 20 dogs run after, going after one cat?

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