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Funny jokes do you have Time - will make you laugh Funny clean jokes A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied, “You know, it’s the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer.” Admit it, that was funny. How about this one. What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? It's Time to get a new car. Ok, one more funny joke. Are you ready? If twenty dogs run after one cat, what time is it? --- Think about it now. If twenty dogs run after one cat, what time is it? Give up? The answer is: Twenty after one. Get it - 20 dogs run after, going after one cat?

Want to laugh? Clean funny puns for children Puns for kids are a type of wordplay joke that play on the fact that words can have more than one meaning. They’re one of the oldest forms of jokes and also one of the funniest. They are also great for educating kids and expanding their vocabulary and thinking ability. Clean puns, of course! We are all about the children. Would you like to hear some - of course you would. I heard a funny joke about a boomerang earlier. I’m sure it’ll come back to me eventually. Sue broke her finger today, but on the other hand she was completely fine. I’m working on a device that will read minds. I’d love to hear your thoughts. I was struggling to figure out how lightning works - then it struck me. I have a speed bump phobia but I’m slowly getting over it. Never lie to an x-ray technician. They can see right through you. Now let us go to Kinsley and Michael. Hello, if you like our video please remember to like us on Faceb...

Do Not eat for 2 months ? Emperor Penguins - Animal Fun Facts Emperor Penguins - Animal Fun Facts Welcome to the Fred Wild News – we are so glad to have you. Well, let’s start the show by first talking about Emperor penguins. Ok, but I really want to know if that is true or not. Emperor penguins are the largest of all penguins—an average bird stands some 45 inches tall. These flightless animals, this means they cannot fly. Nevertheless, they are amazing swimmers, they live on the Antarctic ice, in the frigid surrounding waters. Penguins have co-operative behaviors in order to deal with an incredibly harsh environment, where wind chills can reach -76°F . They huddle together to escape wind and conserve warmth. Individuals take turns moving to the group's protected and re-la-tively toasty interior. Once a penguin has warmed up a bit it will move to the perimeter - the outside area of the group so that others can enjoy protection from the cold elements. Male...